所属类别：英语笑话

发布日期：20070530

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Therewasanoldmanwhosefamilycouldnolongeraffordtotakecareofhim.Sothefamilydecidedthatanusringfortheagedwouldbeappropriate. Ofcoursetheoldmanrejectedtheidea,butnosoonerhewasconvincedthatitwastherightthingtodo.Onhisfirstdayatthehome,hespentmostofhistimelayinginbedreflectingonlife,feelinglonely.Awhilelater,anorderlystoppedbytoseeehowtheoldman‘sfirstdaywasgoing. "Howyoudoingtoday?",shesaidtotheoldman,"FirstdayIsee".TheOldmanrepliedwithanod. Innotimethetwobegantalkingupastorm.Astheconversationbegantodragon,theorderlywaseyeingtheroomfilledwithfreshflowers,cardsandballoonsfromfriendsandrelatives.Shenoticedabowlfullofpeanutssittingontopofthetablenexttothebed,andhelpherselftoahandful. Asthetwocontinuedtoconversewitheachother,theorderlykepteatingmorehelpingsofthepeanuts.Shelookatherwatchandnoticedthatnearly2hourshadpassedandsaid,"Mygoodness,thetimehasgonebyquickly.Ihavetotendtootherpeopleheretoo.""That‘sokay.",saidtheoldman,"Ifeelsomuchbetterbeingabletotalktosomeone."Lookingintothebowltheorderlysaid,"Ifeelawful!Iatealmostallofyourpeanuts!"Theoldmanresponded,"That‘sokay.EversinceIgotthesefalseteeth,allIcoulddowassuckthechocolateoffofthemanyhow."

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