所属类别：英语笑话

发布日期：20070509

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"IT'SAGUYTHING" Translated:"Thereisnorationalthoughtpatternconnected withit,andyouhavenochanceatallofmakingitlogical." "CANIHELPWITHDINNER?" Translated:"Whyisn'titalreadyonthetable?" "UHHUH,""SURE,HONEY,"OR"YES,DEAR" Translated:Absolutelynothing.It'saconditionedresponse. "ITWOULDTAKETOOLONGTOEXPLAIN" Translated:"Ihavenoideahowitworks." "IWASLISTENINGTOYOU.IT'SJUST THATIHAVETHINGSONMYMIND." Translated:"Thatgirlstandingonthe cornerisarealbabe." "TAKEABREAKHONEY,YOU'REWORKINGTOOHARD." Translated:"Ican'thearthegameoverthevacuumcleaner." "THAT'SINTERESTING,DEAR." Translated:"Areyoustilltalking?" "YOUKNOWHOWBADMYMEMORYIS." Translated:"Irememberthethemesongto'FTroop',the addressofthefirstgirlIeverkissed,andthevehicle identificationnumbersofeverycarI'veever owned,butIforgotyourbirthday." "IWASJUSTTHINKINGABOUTYOU, ANDGOTYOUTHESEROSES." Translated:"Thegirlsellingthemonthe cornerwasarealbabe." "OH,DON'TFUSS-IJUSTCUTMYSELF, IT'SNOBIGDEAL." Translated:"Ihaveactuallyseveredalimb, butwillbleedtodeathbeforeIadmitthatI'mhurt." "ICAN'TFINDIT." Translated:"Itdidn'tfallintomyoutstretched hands,soI'mcompletelyclueless." "WHATDIDIDOTHISTIME?" Translated:"Whatdidyoucatchmeat?" "IHEARDYOU." Translated:"Ihaven'tthefoggiestcluewhat youjustsaid,andamhopingdesperatelythatIcanfakeit wellenoughsothatyoudon'tspendthenextthreedaysyellingatme." "YOUKNOWICOULDNEVERLOVEANYONEELSE." Translated:"Iamusedtothewayyouyellatme, andrealizeitcouldbeworse." "YOULOOKTERRIFIC." Translated:"Oh,God,pleasedon'ttryonone moreoutfit,I'mstarving." "I'MNOTLOST.IKNOWEXACTLYWHEREWEARE." Translated:"Noonewilleverseeusaliveagain."

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