所属类别：英语笑话

发布日期：20081205 00:23:06

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Anoldmanvisitshisdoctorandafterthoroughexaminationthedoctortellshim:"Ihavegoodnewsandbadnews,whatwouldyouliketohearfirst?"patient:"Well,givemethebadnewsfirst."Doctor:"Youhavecancer,Iestimatethatyouhaveabouttwoyearsleft."patient:"OHNO!That‘sawefull!Intwoyearsmylifewillbeover!Whatkindofgoodnewscouldyouprobablytellme,afterthis???"Doctor:"YoualsohaveAlzheimer‘s.InaboutthreemonthsyouaregoingtoforgeteverythingItoldyou."

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